regali di Natale: Badonkadonk

At only $19,999.95, the JL421 Badonkadonk is the battle tank you're looking for. Designed with versatility in mind, the Donk can transport cargo or a crew of five internally or on the roof, and can be piloted from within the armored shell or from an exposed standing position through the hatch.
According to its maker, standard drive is an air-cooled, 6hp Tecumseh gasoline (unleaded only) engine, with centrifugal clutch, giving the Donk a top speed of 40 mph... "it is not licensed for use on public roads, and is intended as a recreational vehicle only. "Badonkadonks are produced on an order-by-order basis, with each one having its own unique set of features. Unlimited consultations with the designer and manufacturer concerning all relevant options are included with your order (a representative from NAO will contact you shortly after your order). Price --of course, how could?-- does not include shipping and handling.

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